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blazehammer 11:36 Tue Sep 29
Wayne Rooney Poetry
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Wayne Rooney reveals he writes love poetry for wife Coleen and that she's 'the boss' at home.
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Wayne Rooney reveals he writes love poetry for wife Coleen and that she's 'the boss' at home
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21:00, 28 Sep 2015
By Mark Jefferies
A new BBC documentary will look at the Rooneys' family life as Wayne talks about life with Coleen and his two boys
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Klay, Coleen Rooney, Kai, Wayne Rooney
Klay, Coleen Rooney, Kai and Wayne Rooney relaxing at home
England football captain Wayne Rooney has revealed all about his family life – including his passion for writing love poetry to wife Coleen.
For more than a decade, the player has been in the headlines for scoring goals or occasionally letting himself down with a red card or misdemeanor off the pitch.
But now a softer and more caring part of Wayne’s world will be shown on screen in a BBC documentary.
Displaying an artistic side to his personality, the 29-year-old says: “I used to love writing poems, even before I was with Coleen.
“I don’t know why, I used to like write little stories, too. So when I first got with Coleen, I used to write her lots of poems. They have died down a bit of late.”
Cont. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/wayne-rooney-reveals-writes-love-6533816
Anyone have any ideas what he could possibly write????
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Lily Hammer
1:55 Tue Sep 29
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IF you can keep your hair, while all those around you are losing theirs.......
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cholo
1:07 Tue Sep 29
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I know you've been shagging
Nwanko Kanu
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Sven Roeder
1:02 Tue Sep 29
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I had no hair
But I don't care
As a little man from China
Transplanted some from your Granny's vagina
W Rooney aged 29 1/2
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gph
12:58 Tue Sep 29
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Probably stuff that will be greeted as magnificent, while involving something unsavoury (like plagiarism).
Like his "wonder goal" against us, which involved fouling Tomkins.
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IsaacHock
12:55 Tue Sep 29
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Roses is red
Wazza is famous
The hair on my head
first grew from my anus
Love you Colin,
Wazza x
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13 Brentford Rd
12:15 Tue Sep 29
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a thick cunt
And so are you
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blazehammer
12:14 Tue Sep 29
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Rozez r red
I dun a poo
...I dun a poo...
Huuurrrr...
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Hugh Jampton
12:10 Tue Sep 29
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Roses are red
But best not to mention
Smashing an old brass
Who's drawing her pension
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Russ of the BML
12:08 Tue Sep 29
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Yoo ar az grate as the sunn shyning on a sunny day.
Yoo look as wundafool az a luvly wundafool fing.
I want too kiss yoo all day long.
I luv yoo KOLEEN.
Wayne X x
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lowermarshhammer
11:51 Tue Sep 29
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Chick befare you hot pist massage.
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blazehammer
11:49 Tue Sep 29
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Mods...ballsed that up...
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Marston Hammer
11:47 Tue Sep 29
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pornhub is down
Your nan's Facebook will do
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Eddie B
11:44 Tue Sep 29
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When you're a multi millionaire and without you, your wife would've been just another council estate chav-maker, like all of her friends, then I daresay you can come out with anything you like.
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Pancho
11:40 Tue Sep 29
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When you've fucked a Granny behind her back I would imagine most women in that position are now the boss.
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Buster
11:39 Tue Sep 29
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Learn to copy and paste properly
You cunt
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riosleftsock
11:38 Tue Sep 29
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Roses are red
Violets are flirty
I like a prostitute
who's old and dirty
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13 Brentford Rd
11:38 Tue Sep 29
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Roses are red violets are blue.......
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